Fuck Your Couch ($FYC) — Whitepaper

Tagline

“For every time they said you wouldn’t be anything—jump on their couch with yacht‑money shoes.”

Introduction

$FYC is a meme‑coin on Solana channeling rebellion against doubt and dismissal. Inspired by the couch‑stomp moment, $FYC turns culture into community and memes into momentum.

Vision

When the bag hits, you don’t just buy shoes—you stomp on every couch of every in‑law, relative, or know‑it‑all who doubted you. $FYC is a cultural movement: rebellious youth energy weaponized through memes, laughter, and hustle.

Tokenomics

• Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 FYC
• Fair Launch: 100% via Pump.fun
• Liquidity Burn: 50%
• Community Pool: 20%
• Marketing: 10%
• Treasury: 20%

Utility

1. Couch Stomp Challenge: Meme remixes and short clips with airdrop rewards.
2. Relatives Roast: Stories of doubt → tokens for the best clapbacks.
3. Holiday Flex: Footwear flex contests for holders.
4. NFT Couch Series: Limited collectibles for diamond‑stompers.

Roadmap

Phase 1: Launch + contests • Phase 2: Meme generator + airdrops • Phase 3: NFTs + merch • Phase 4: DAO + partnerships.

Transparency

Separate wallets labeled on Solscan: Treasury, Marketing, Community. Airdrop and influencer payments are publicly verifiable.

Disclaimer

Parody meme project. No promises or expectations of profit. Not financial advice.